frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via pizza)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist: a person who supports feminism.

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

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Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(Source: pizza, via fake-mermaid)

Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence.

The Little Prince  (via laurenarlene)

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(Source: psych-facts, via hegdehog)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY